Dear customers,

Due to the global crisis and economizing expenses the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off.

Sincerely yours,
God

THE GLOBAL CRISES CONTINUES, BY THE END OF THIS YEAR ONLY TWO BANKS WILL BE
OPERATIONAL - THE BLOOD BANK AND THE SPERM BANK. THEN THESE TWO WILL MERGE
AND WILL BE CALLED ' THE BLOODY FUCKING BANK'.